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October 1, 2012 “gold”

October 1, 2012 “gold”

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silhouettes of crows cawing

at the hunting hawk

scattering songbirds from thistle and bush

into the blue sky of autumn

gold autumn

crisp, sharp, gold, autumn

the westing sun flows gold

to the edges of the valley

shimmering trees of gold

leaves, glittering flecks of gold

in silence break free from bowing branches

casting themselves gently upon a river

reflections of gold mountains

and trees and leaves

and air painted gold by the sun

the distant crow caws

at the hunting hawk

the blue sky

the gold earth

and autumn

©tlh 10/1/12


September 5, 2012 “born a Southerner”

born a Southerner”

***

it’s one of those evenings

thick, heavy, nearly liquid

familiar in the south

to folks down here

lying languid beneath magnolia and mimosa blossoms

and a colorless low hanging sky

straining with distant thunder to release cooling rain

a handful of drops at a time

scattered by a teasing breeze

a yellow moon and steam

rises off still warm fields and tarred gravel roads

the din of a million jarflies drowns the song

of the mockingbird and the whippoorwill

the phwup, phwup, phwup of a back-porch ceiling fan

offers relief

not from heat

but from night bugs

I crunch another ice cube

it melts on my tongue

I’m at peace

and thankful

to be born a Southerner

©tlh 9/4/2012


August 14, 2011 “south of summer”

“south of summer”

 

skulking stray dog days

loitering in the back yard of summer

keeping autumn at bay on the porch

hold a slippery sweaty grip on the south

 

withered green leaves

wrinkled damp clothes

hang from limbs of thirsty trees and people

like limp dishrags boiling

 

in the oily evening heat

beneath tall condescending columns

of rainless clouds climbing

up a pale sky roiling

 

in shades of pink

east of the setting sun

over the sweltering horizon

an August moon casts his milky gaze

 

on the sloomy glow of lightening bugs

slow dancing to the jar fly’s gravelly whirr

and the tinkling of ice in glasses of tea

sweet relief in a sultry gloaming haze

 

©tlh 8/14/11

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


July 3, 2011 “back alley blues”

“back alley blues”

*

a slash of diagonal gray

slices through a thin crack in the skyline

dirty sunlight seeps down

dingy back alley walls

dripping between black buildings

dark spaces

with filthy faces

lazy, sleepy eyes

of half open windows

look through cataract curtains

half blind

pain lined

weeping sooty tears

of faded flowers

and the faded laundry

of real life

over jagged scars

of fire escapes

offering no escape

from life behind the curtains

acrid

oily air

crawls heavily along narrow passages

oozing over stained floors

behind chained doors

bearing the murmurous din

and stagnant sin

of a living city

and faint whispers

of far away

consonant strains

as a blues guitar wails

and a blues man sings out

for a better day

©tlh 7/3/11

Photo: tlh


March 15, 2011 “winter clouds”

“winter clouds”

 

deep blue lavender clouds

climbing over the horizon

scrambling up the sky

fleeing the fiery red fingers of a setting sun

careering into the distance on a cold March breeze

shape shifting as they fly

losing ipseity

like the fluid face of a frightened mob

escaping the sinking inferno

marching into nothingness

across the ides of spring

blustering past the budding branches

of the pear, the maple, and the dogwood

and in the rush and gush of the gusting

ignoring the chipping chirping lusting

of lovestruck mocking birds and robins

dressed in fluffed, ruffed, feathered coats

clinging to the bare gray limbs of the rattling trees

and with every trill and note

driving the faceless clouds of winter

into the warming night

 

©tlh 3/15/11

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February 10, 2011 “Eight Razors and a Bad Shave”

February 10, 2011 “Eight razors and a bad shave”

 

I have worn a beard since May of 1992…motorcycle crash had me down to just one good arm for about three months, so I just let the fertile field of my youthful face grow wild with soft, thick, luxurious whiskers. It wasn’t until 1996 that I cleared the field completely in order for my four year old daughter to see the true landscape of her father’s face for the first (and only) time in her life. Since then there has been a beard of one sort or another adorning my plump cheeks without interruption. I have, on two occasions, gone from a full face beard to the more streamlined and fashionable goatee version; the second of those two goatees was designed and implemented just last week. The only problem with the goatee is there is more face real estate to keep shaved smooth; less close trimming and edging, but overall, more shaving, and more area that wants to get scruffy and scratchy (not really a big problem considering I’m sans a significant someone that might actually be in a position to find it scruffy and scratchy), but nevertheless, one can’t just go around with a bunch of scrub growing beyond the verge now, can he? Therefore, I must shave all the extra expanse, and do it more often these days, to keep my face spiffy and smooth on the off chance that a particular someone might appear on the horizon and be inclined to brush her soft hand across my manicured mug…though I’m a damned good looking fellow, I think my chances are much better if all the face around my goatee doesn’t feel like a cat’s tongue.

Back at Christmas I received a brand new razor from a member of my family, and until today I’ve had no reason to use it; however, my normal beard trimming razor had gone dull, and as I had no replacement blades I had to change my standard operating procedure. The new razor was wrestled out of its ridiculously over-engineered plastic retail container and put into service, but not without a great deal reservation on my part and on the part of my face as well. This new tool is not from a manufacturer I’m familiar with, and certainly not from one of the major companies, but really, what do I know about such things. It wasn’t the name brand that gave me such pause, it was something much more sinister about the razor which gave me the heebie jeebies…it was the SIX! (yes I said 6) glistening, stainless steel blades that first got my attention as the bathroom lights glinted off their sharp, shimmering edges. And then there’s the way the razor looks…like some tiny, robotic, alien death machine, all chrome and black swirled together in sensuous elongated curves giving the eerie suggestion of a dangerous otherworldly insect…with six razor blades in place of a mouth! So, I think you can see the source of my trepidation…this thing is just plain scary when you think of letting it touch your face or glide across your neck. I mean, my god…the damned thing looks like it could go all Sweeney Todd at any moment, and shave just a little “close” if you know what I’m saying.

So, I’m shaving my tender cheeky cheeks with a six bladed alien demon of unknown origin, wondering what my head will look like as it takes a roll down Fleet Street if I’m not extremely careful. I gingerly guide the menacing razor over my tender face. I expect a shave at least three times closer than my twin blade…you know, 6 divided by 2, and all that. But there was a problem, this high-tech little monstrosity, which should be giving me the shave of my life is, instead of deftly slicing through the tiny whiskers of my beard, pulling them out one at a time by the root, or so it seems! It’s brand new! First use! And it SUCKS! Heck, this little six blade gift could just as easily suck the beard out as well as it’s cutting them…Dang!

Six sparkling new blades in a sexy, 21st century handle, and I have to resort to my used up, dull, twin blade model from the last century to get a shave that’s even passable! It goes to show you…the name brands get to be name brands for a reason, and using a no-name brand only adds up to…Eight Razors and a Bad Shave!

 

©tlh 2/10/11


January 24, 2011 “photos”

When I look to the West on evenings like this, I want to chase that fleeting sun.

tlh

(the header photo is of my sister’s house on Christmas day 2010)


November 23, 2010 “impressions”

“impressions”

*

November rain falls from sagging clouds

crawling like smoke

across the cold landscape of late Autumn

obscuring mountain tops in a misty chill

permeating the bones of the earth and man

the valleys flowing with a silent fog

in remnants and shreds

that drag and catch in the knotty fingers

of a lone, gray tree

its bare gnarled hand clawing at the invisible sky

from a monotone field the dim dreary haze

creeps across a rain blackened fence row

and through the rickety slats of an ethereal red barn

to my window

the wet glass rendering the scene

like a sunless vision of Monet

I shiver behind the foggy frame

as I turn to search for a blanket

 

©tlh 11/23/10

 

 

 

 


October 12, 2010 “October Tanka”

 

“October Tanka”


October colors

painting a perfect picture

intensifying

the beauty of the mountain

and the descent to winter

 

©tlh 10/12/10

(Photo by tlh)


October 3, 2010 “haiku for a fall day”

“haiku for a fall day”

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golden leaves of sun

warmly shining through crisp air

October sunrise

strokes of colored clouds

softly painting azure sky

October sunset

***

©tlh 10/2/2010

(Image courtesy of artist)

Thanks, Red :)


September 29, 2010 “night pains”

For One Shot Wednesday

on a suggestion from my friend, Patti


“night pains”


I rose from my bed

without clearing my head

and went shuffling across the floor

it was dark as could be

but I needed to pee

simply thinking of nothing more


like a drunk on a boat,

my mind was afloat

I swayed back and forth, to and fro

quiet as a thief

I sought my relief

when suddenly…I STUMPED MY DAMNED TOE!

*

©tlh 9/29/2010

(Image courtesy of artist)

Thanks, Red…cute toes :)


September 2, 2010 “tanka for fall”

tanka for fall”


summer in it’s course

swelters the verdant valley

drinks the mountain stream

reins sun’s gallop to a trot

fall comes to set free the sun


©tlh 9/2/2010

(Image courtesy of artist)

Thanks, Red


August 22, 2010 “Have at you!” Sunday 160: Act II

A Sunday 160 on mowing the grass, a task I just completed. I have, in previous posts, given account of my epic battles with my arch enemy, The Green Horde. The following, in 160 spaces, is the latest chapter in that saga…

Have at you!

I humbled the Horde
I felled my foe
tho’ in a fortnight
their number will grow
their strength will regain
as I repeat the refrain
Have at you, Green Devils!

©tlh   8/22/2010


August 13, 2010 “Day Off”

I’m not writing today …taking my first day off since April 1 :)

A favorite saying of mine to consider   ‘Don’t start none…won’t be none.”

Tracy H


July 28, 2010

“Pappaw”

first puff of a cigarette
first draw from a pipe
how to thump a watermelon
to make sure it was ripe
first taste of whiskey
first sip of beer
Rye and rock candy
if my cold wouldn’t clear
first drink of milk
fresh from a cow
fondest of memories
as I look back on them now
first taste of chicken
killed in the yard
first chew of tobacco
man, that one was hard
Grandfather
as some folks would say
Pappaw to me
he liked it that way
sometimes in the summer
when school was all through
I’d go up to Pappaw’s
and stay for a few
days as his shadow
rising with the sun
“working” along side him
until “our” work was all done
early morning breakfasts
are my first memories it seems
me coming to him at the table
still lost in my dreams
we’d have fried eggs and bacon
and some good pone bread
he’d let me drink coffee
as he patted my head
to many firsts and breakfasts
to be recalled here
I’ve remembered so often
that my memories aren’t clear
the first time I saw him he was old
he was still old the last time we spoke
sun browned skin and dark gray hair
sharp blue eyes in a haze of cigarette smoke

He was 94 on the day he died…
I miss him sometimes.

©tlh 7/28/2010


July 24, 2010

“The Flea and Me”

I felt an odd feel on my leg,
all I saw was a minuscule dreg;
small as a speck …just an ort,
but an ort of the Siphonaptera sort!

I could see him right there,
round back of a hair, as if he had not a care.

How could this be?
It was a FLEA!
Planning, no doubt, to dine upon ME!

With my finger and thumb
I tweezed at this bum,
but he was too small…too quick.
Then suddenly a kick, he was gone in a tic!

He was just right there,
round back of that hair…now where? Oh Where?

Where did he go?
Down on my toe?
On the back of my hand? Or, on my elbow?

Now something quite queer
is tickling my ear;
is it him? Is it that FLEA?
Oh gee! Is he back aboard ME?

I need some relief
From this blood sucking thief! Good grief!

Oh! Hear my plea!
I must be set free!
Have mercy oh lord…it’s the Flea!… or, ME!

©Tracy H  7/24/2010


July 20, 2010 “The Minivan”

“The Minivan”

I wish I had a photo.  I should have taken a picture; my camera was in the seat next to me, but I didn’t.  It would have helped you grasp so much better the story I’m about to unfold for you.
As is too often the case, this evening found me on lunch break at my tedious and less than fulfilling (but it almost pays the bills) job again, sitting in my car in line at Micky D’s.
Yes, this is another Drive-Thru Diatribe!

I pull up behind a fellow in a nice pearl-white Cadillac Escalade.  In front of the Cadi was a Minivan pulling up to the order menu thing to talk into.  I’m thinking, “This is good, I’ll be through here in a jiff.”  What was I thinking?  It’s a blanking minivan!…and what is the main cargo of minivans…many minipeople!  Minipeople are great…I even had one once for a while, but we rode in a little black coupe.

The problem with minivans is, other than the minuscule cargo, they are piloted by, albeit well meaning and responsible, yet cluelessly undaunted,  mommies and daddies. Don’t get me wrong, these are professional pilots…they have to be dedicated pros, (though, again, cluelessly undaunted ones), to attempt such a labor as packing a passel of petite peoplings in a modern powered perambulator.  This is an undertaking to be entered into with the soberness of a judge, the patience of Job, two ibuprofen, and a valium.  I proclaim that, even though he slew the Lernaean Hydra, obtained the Girdle of the Amazon Queen (not really too difficult, heck, I think I have one or two girdles from Amazon Queens here somewhere), and cleaned the Augean Stables, Hercules himself would have failed at the Twelve Labours had one of them been to ferry half a dozen minipeople through the McDonald’s Drive-Thru…in a minivan!

I digress.  My story is not about the myriad munchkins in the minivan, but about the witless woman piloting said van. She pulls up to the menu order thing to talk into at 7:06 PM, her left arm hanging out the drivers window, gesturing as she gets the orders from the other occupants of the van.  Of course there was no discussion pertaining to what the hungry little humans in the back might want prior to the van stopping at the menu thing, none at all, never is, in my experience…her head is turned to the rear view mirror as the orders from the back are relayed forward…discussions ensue…decisions are tentatively made. She turns to face the menu order talk thing.  No, she doesn’t turn her head…she turns her entire body and leans out of the window on her elbows as if she is leaning onto a counter.  Both long-fingered hands are gesturing wildly, but I can tell she is ordering 1 of this, 1 of that, 3 of these, and two of those…no, make that 3 of those…the fingers of both hands flare out wide and wave from side to side with palms out to say, Whoa, wait a second! as she turns across her LEFT shoulder to receive an order update from the adult stationed immediately behind her…she returns to the “counter” and continues..4 of those, and 1 of these…make that one a small
(her thumb and forefinger held slightly apart to show the eyeless screen she means “small”), and something else which was a mysterious gesture, maybe a fly landed on her elongated hand, or the valium is wearing off.  At this gesture she turns to her LEFT again, this time to give the guy in the Escalade and me a good once-over, as if we are causing HER some kind of problem!  7:10 PM, she gets her fill of Cadillac guy and me, and turns her attention back to the screen, orders are placed and modified a number of times until finally it’s correct, and then one more read through of the order, which has to look like a short story written on the screen, …tic…toc…tic…toc, 7:11 PM…
The driver of the Escalade is having some kind of fit in his plush leather seat, and I could spit darts of pure vitriol in my ravenous rage…the woman swings back around to her proper position and pulls away to pay at 7:12 PM…oblivious to how close she was to becoming a headline in tomorrows news paper…the Escalade guy might have made her a physical resident of that tiny screen had it not been for the debilitating fit he was having.
As I pulled away from the Bag-O-Fat window with my precious Sweet Tea, I passed by the minivan as it was parked for the distribution of the goodies to all of the….THREE…ONLY THREE (two minis, and one full size) people in the back!…ahead of me the Escalade was weaving recklessly all over the parking lot as the gyrating driver counted the heads in the van too.

Just Say’n


July17, 2010 ” No Rants, No Poems”

So,

I had this craving

So,

I made this stir-fry

So,

I ate every bite.

So,

I’m very happy.

So,

This IS a poem.

So

WHAT!

TLH  7/17/10


July 14, 2010 “Entertain Us”

“Entertain Us”

Entertain us they said
Tell us a story
Spin us a yarn
Enough of poetry
No more love and loving
Lovesick pen is worn

Make us merry
Write us laughterous
Words of mirth
We tire of tears
And sanguine hearts
For us they have no worth

Tickle our fancy
Tickle our ears
Write us what we would read
Tell us not what lovers feel
In their longing soul
Or how their two hearts bleed

I will write you joys
And make you laugh
And scribble for you tall tales…

This is all bullshit!

They did indeed ask…why no rants? Why no witty tales?
Tell us a story…entertain us.

Here is your story, your rant…!!

I came home tonight after standing on concrete for eight hours…back hurting…feet throbbing…sweaty and filthy…and I started CLEANING THE KITCHEN!  I’m a single guy for nine years, and a tad lazy around my house.  When I come home at 11:30 at night and start cleaning the damned kitchen, you can bet your sweet ass that I’m upset about something.  I scrubbed every dirty dish, pot, cup, knife, fork, spoon, and skillet, the stove top, the counter top, and the cutting boards!  I still have to clean that nasty ass floor…but right now I’m writing this piece of shit post for all the ones who want a cute story or an entertaining rant rather than a poem!
Do you feel my angst?!
My Anger?!
No?
Let me break it down for you there, Einstein!
I’m sick of people…nearly every miserable one of us, not owning who and what we are!
I hate pretentiousness…for heaven’s sake don’t worry about the Joneses.  If you live in a Cadillac neighborhood, but you want to drive a Yugo…then drive a damn Yugo!
OWN your life!
If you live in a Yugo neighborhood, but you drive a Cadillac, don’t look down your nose at the Yugo in your neighbor’s drive!
OWN who you are!
There’s nothing wrong with either neighborhood…just stop worrying about it.

Did you do something idiotic…of course you did…we all have.
Own it.
Don’t waste your time trying to wiggle and weasel out of it…we all know you did it…
OWN IT!

I have done some colossally stupid things in my life; things that hurt other people and embarrassed the hell out of me, and even my family.  But dammit…I Owned it!
I’ll do other stupid things, but I know I’m not stupid, so I’ll
OWN IT!

Own your mistakes.
Own your successes.
Own your failures.
Own your bad moods.
Own your faux pas.
Own the stupid.
Own the smart.
Own your sin.
Own your virtue.
Own your hatred.
Own your life.
Own your love.
Unconventional love?
Own it!
Don’t let anyone tell you or guilt you or convince you to love anyone other than the person you love.
Own it.
If that person doesn’t requite your love, then…
Own that too.
I write all these poems mostly to declare my love for a woman who lives 10,000 miles away.  Do I give a damn what anyone else thinks? Bet your pretentious ass I do not!  Is it stupid to think that it will ever work?  I don’t know.  I will tell you this though…It’s my decision.
I OWN IT!
Now…you go and Own all of your bullshit, and leave me the hell alone with all of mine!

Just Say’n

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July 5, 2010 “Surrender”

The Perfect Poet Award week 24

Thanks to Jingle for this award…I can count myself among some very good poets.

This week I nominate this wonderfully witty and whimsical piece by my very good friend, Amanda: MR NAILGUN (2)

July 5, 2010   “Surrender”

Sleep
Sleep eludes me
She mocks me with heavy eyes
Sleep, from just off the edge of my bed
denudes me
Sleep taunts me with glimpses
in minuscule dozes
and starts me the moment
my longing eye closes
first on one side
then on the other
on the outside
then under the cover
Sleep,
like a cruel master of me
deprives me that thing
She knows I can’t see
She knows I can’t have it
in the waking of the day
it can only be found
when thoughts drift away
in dreams of my lover
my heart doesn’t pound
in my chest
I’m at rest
peace can be found
but
Sleep
Evil Bitch
Succubus Queen
holds heaven and hell
and me in between…

my eyes start to close
in restful repose
as I surrender
and make no more stand
slipping into her green pools
as I take my Love’s han…

TLH 7/4/2010
Just Say’n

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June 29, 2010 “Colors”

“Colors”

Sunrise, Red morning
From cool rising mist she calls
Yellow sun shining

Clouds go sailing by
Blue sky softly carrying
Summer afternoon

Golden light falling
Purple fields emerge from Green
Sunset, Red soothes me

TLH 6/29/2010

Just Say’n

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June 27, 2010 ‘I’m Country”

I’m Country

I was raised in the country
I love the smell of fresh cut hay
That sweet, earthy smell it gets
Drying in the sun on a summer day

I love to hear a tractor in the distance
The big diesel engine’s rattling sound
Cutting the hay, or baling it
Or plowing up the ground

I like the taste of honeysuckle
And the sound of the honeybees
The feel of the hot, humid day
And the touch of a cool evening breeze

Lightning bugs and katydids
June bugs and crickets
Bumble bees and Hummingbirds
Flitting and flying round the thickets

Cattle and horses grazing in the fields
Or standing in the pond trying to cool down
Pigs wallowing in the mud
Chickens in the yard pecking the ground

The ease and comfort on the porch
At the end of a hard worked country day
I was raised up country
I wouldn’t have it any other way


PERFECT POET AWARD

I am very proud to have been nominated by

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THE PERFECT POET FOR WEEK 23

Thank you.

Just Say’n

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June 17, 2010 “River Reflection”

June 17, 2010   “River Reflection”

I stood by the river today and watched the water rushing by; it was brown and murky and full of debris.  Rains to the north had nearly flooded the banks of the normally, slow, deliberate, easy-flowing river, and turned it into the beginnings of a torrent, a roiling dangerous thing that one must be wary of.
The river valley runs for miles and miles as it winds it’s way through the mountains of my home, and it carries the waters of a thousand lesser bodies and streams along on this part of the journey into unknown places, and on to their final home, the sea.
The river runs almost dry from time to time, to the point that it seems as if it will die and be no more, and leave nothing but a jagged, rocky scar through the mountains…but it trickles on, eking it’s way along, waiting for the rains; the rains that can come from any direction, at any time, but always from above and pure.  Whether the rain falls in a misty drip, drip, drip, or a devastating deluge, it comes from the heavens, and the thirsty, empty river is waiting for it, longing for it.
Sometimes, in the spring, the rain falls easy and steady for days, and the river becomes a beautiful, peaceful scene as the trees and grasses along the bottoms begin to bud and blossom.  As the season wears on, the rising and lowering of the water creates tepid pools and deposits of debris all along the banks.  The riverside becomes less pleasant, and more ugly.  Then on one of those blistering hot, stifling, humid, summer afternoons a storm comes.  The rain pours down from the sky.  The same, pure, heavenly water, that before came slow and easy and made the river so beautiful, now crashes down in a tumultuous downpour!  And the violent river rises and races, swirling and rolling, and soon rids the bank of the debris and filth that had collected there, and washes it all away.  The storm ends, the rains subside, and the river settles back into it’s normal channel and flows happily along to the sea.
My life is like these mountains, and my soul, like the river.  The mountains will continue; with a beautiful river of flowing water winding through them, or with a jagged scar cutting across them…they will endure.  Life will go on.
My soul, like the river, needs the pure water of love to flow through it in order to sparkle and fulfill it’s destiny.  But, there are times when the love comes so rarely that my soul becomes dry and seems to have disappeared all together, and then there times when love comes and goes so often that my soul becomes filled with all sorts of emotional debris and filth; not a pretty place at all.  Then, suddenly, from the heavens above, the clouds open, and the pure water of love pours down in a deluge of driving white rain, and crashes and careers over my dying soul, and washes away all the leftovers and ugly baggage…all the debris and filth is replaced with clear, clean, pure…LOVE.
Anyone care to take a swim?

Just Say’n


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